Our family was selected to be a part of a television commercial advertising this ice cream.
But they fired the kids because they kept eating it, and apparently no one looks attractive enough to be on TV when they are actually eating the ice cream. Proof as seen above. The director admitted Noelle looked okay, but then, she had a slushy instead of an ice cream, and the ad was specifically promoting soft serve. Cue the hook.
Steve was hired instead. They explained that there is a growing adult demographic in favor of soft serve, specifically the chocolate variety.
Hoho, just jerking your chain. There was no commercial. I was just trying to entertain myself whilst typing captions underneath boring photos of us eating ice cream.
We do so love Dane's dairy, though, for their ultra-cheap, ultra-creamy treats. We love them even more for providing these awesome plastic farm animal props for truly precious photo ops.
Laura only likes real animals, I guess. Weird.
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